Thursday, March 6, 2008

My very first Meme on Blogger!!!

Because I was Tagged by Kate! Squishes her like Whoa!

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I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?

1. Produce: The store stock boy, peferably a brunett with nice legs. Oh and I guess I'd pick up a some avocados because they're the yummiest and go very nicey with turkey sandwiches.

2. Bakery: German Chocolate cake to have after my turkey sandwich.

3. Meat: Another brunett who is waiting for Raven behind the counter after wrapping up a pound and half of chicken breasts for me. Okay that didn't sound very flattering, okay, lettmethink.... Okay! The thickest, firmest cuts of Filet Mignon! *nods*

4. Frozen: Duh.... chocolate dipped bannanas with nuts! What? Don't look at me that way, they exist! Trust me!



5. Dry goods: Almond nut mix! Mmmmmmmmmmm.



Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

1. Clean pair of undies..

2. Clean pair of undies...

3. oh! and a clean pair of undies! *Pffftttt* that's what shoping sprees are for on "Weekend Getaways" buy new cloths.



If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Oh craaapppp...

2. BUNNEY!!!

3. Did you just call me a Butt Mom!? Well that would make you my Butt Son wouldn't it.

4. Do I *Look* like your maid?



So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Brush my teeth!

2. Check my e-mail

3. Know my boys are home safe from school

4. Listen to my music while reading some smut.


You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

1. The tailgater who's been riding Luka's ass then decides to pass by, CUT ME OFF! Only to turn off the road but 3 seconds later. -________-;

2. Forgettinig my coffee on the counter and I'm already mostly to work.

3. Not ONLY forgetting my coffee but my meds too! damnit!



Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Watching some boy p0rn.

2. Chatting with my Hubby

3. Going to the movies!

4. Shopping!

5. Get another tattoo. >.>



We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1.
2.
3.

I don't do Zoos, they're so depressing!



You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

1. OH! Torchwood!!!!

2. HOUSE!

3. Dirty Jobs!

4. L.A. Ink! Cuz dude, I lurv Corey!



You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. Jamoca Almond Fudge!

2. Jamoca Almond Fudge

3. Vanilla.



Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. A blue ribbon.

2. A Raven talisman my sister made for me.

3. A little wooden box with cut up vicodin in it.

4. The extra remote that unlocks Luka in case I lock my keys in inside Luka - again.

5. A rutiluated quartz crystal.



You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. Paramedic!

2. Truama Nurse

3. Pediactric Nurse

4. Graphic designer



If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. Wear you seatbelt idiot! It would have avoided the truama that caused my TMJ.

2. You are pretty!

3. Don't be so damn shy!

4. That boy wasn't too young for you.

I tag:

You wanna do it? Let me know so I can watch! Or read, which ever you prefer. ^_^

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There was a brunette in the produce section?! DOH!

h said...

I really liked your answers. The funny ones and the sort-of-serious ones. "That boy is not too young for you" was great. I wonder how many others reflect on that one.

I did this Meme too.

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