LMAO!

Completely stolen from *Post Secret, which btw is one my all time favorite sites.



This is so true because I used to do the exact same thing! Well, except we weren't given butterflies to use, the smallest gauge we had was like a 26g, still, made me laugh.

Edit: Like in metal work, the smaller the number the bigger the guage. 16g is the Biggest needle and 26g and butterflies are the smallest. I *think* dentists use like a 28g and *IF* I recall they even have a 30g. Tinyyyyyyyyy! Even though it never feels this way when they're sticking it in your mouth.

I really am Addicted to Ink

In fact I'd get another tatt if I wasn't a hundred fifty percent sure Elz would disown me if I did. But! I am plotting to get some Koi Fish on my foot because I need the luck of the Koi and two, along with the ink, I'm addicted to the pain of getting a tattoo; why else would I have sat through 23 hours on my back piece. ;D

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These are not any of my Tattoos they are just random images I found on the internet.

But these! Well these aren't mine either but just bare with me for a moment...







These make Raven go completely weak in the knees and have me feeling perky and over heated in other areas. Okay, they make me horny. Do you want to see more Inked men? I found these images here at Tattoos and More.

Although I understand the gentleman of the site is making a point about men and tattoos I have to say there are women who take their ink just as seriously. Like me! My back is inked from hairline to tailbone. But he is correct, there are those folks who get Tattoos and then there are folks who get Inked and you'll know the difference if you understand.

Can I exchange my bluetooth?!

Mister Stephen I love you for finding this video - I mean pimping the Jawbone. *nods* Now where can I buy locally.



By the way I'm not done with TattooMan yet.

I think I'm in love.

*purrrssssss*

Although One, I'm not entirely sure the correlation of the Jawbone and the "Rugby" players and Two, I don't care! I'm sold on the product.

Oooooohhhh

How about some Bruce Wayne appreciation.





Oh Lordy! Those Nipples!

I wonder how much my co-pay is going to be

Yesterday's MRI was agony. Well at least the last half hour of it. The first half hour was just getting used to the confined space. It's not the first MRI I've had and this time I was only half way in the machine. And ya know what else? I should have taken out the hoops in my ear at home! Getting them out at the imaging center, one broke so now I've got to find a replacement. Not to mention getting them out quickly irritated the peircings and now I can't get them back in. Nice. AND! I didn't have to get undressed this time! So I wasn't freezing for a change. This Machine had warm air instead of cool air, even if my elbows still were jammed against the sides of the machine, I was warm.

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At first it was dizzing because my neck and face are so damn tight and having my head anchord in place so I couldn't move it had my brain spinning but as soon as that passed I was okay. At least this time the tech managed to get the earplug firmly in place unlike the last MRI I had and one plug wasn't exactly in and OMG...

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Anyhoo, after the base images were taken it was time for the pain to start. They had something caled a "Clicker" that they placed between my teeth, bite wise and the tech told me "We're going to click this open to about 15, 16 clicks to open up the jaw joint okay?" It must have been the look of horror because she added, "Is that okay?"

Pfffftttt... 15 or 16 clicks maybe the "Norm" for most folks but for Raven we got to 8 clicks and I was ready to scream so she backed it back to 6 clicks and left it there. Of course by forcing my jaw open so wide it triggered the muscle spamisms and then I couldn't stop bitting down on it. My teeth hurt the muscles got so tight and half an hour later we had to pry the "clicker" out from between my teeth.

Now if you curious about what is the norm for people to be able to open their mouth, take two fingers and place them between your teeth so that one finger is atop the other. This should be easy and how wide your mouth should open without effort. Placing a drinking staw between my teeth is an effort, so no the "Norm" does not apply to Raven.

Ya know it hard to breath when you've been crying and your nose stuffs up and they don't want you to breath through your mouth and you can't move your head. Ya that last half hour was pure misery.



And then I got to go to work for the rest of the day since my appointment was for 7:30am.

Yesterday was a very long, long day and I pray the MRI shows absolutelty no signs of TMJ because I've done just about every TMJ treatment with no improvement and no relief, I WANT RELEIF DAMNIT! and I hope I held still enough so I don't have to repeat it.

And since I was searching for images of the MRI machine I found This On Sex in an MRI Machine! Are you kidding me??? It must have been an interesting project with very skinny volunteers! :D

So in short I'm still very sore today, yesterday was a day to give praise and thanks to the drug companys for vicodin and muscle relaxants and Elz for understanding how much it hurts.
Ta!

Happy VD

Sharing

I really do love this picture. It shows one of my many, many kinks. Hands. Okay arms too and the EMT-I in me gets off on the viens in his arms. Alright! I just love the whole picture in general.

Silent Sunday / Mute Monday

Yesssss I know I'm completely early, so sue me. But this Monday happens to be billing day for Raven and I'll be swamped and rather than miss out on MM I'm posting early!

Dial-up beware and probably not entirely safe for work.

** MUTE MONDAY: VALENTINES **

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Not exactly Mute but certianly worth posting. ^_^

Post Secretes



Ta Everyone!

Don't fail me now!

I Used to watch Smallville religiously when it first aired, then when Lana became such a OMG!whinner/holierthantho missgoodietooshoes! It pretty much killed the show for me.



Just shoot me now.

Then they introduced Lois



and I thought *FINALLY* a female character whom I thought I could I like. Then they turned her into such a slut and stereotypical TV act before thinking female who pouts and flirts her way out/in of trouble.

I can't stand her. She can join Lana in the Whiner’s house.

Then the next big whiner they introduced to the show, Clark's ditzy, doe caught in headlights blond Super Girl.



Oy, I don't know her character's name and really could care less and thankfully she's lost her memory and not being shown any more. I'll say it again - THANK GOODNESS!

So far the ONLY female character I still enjoy is Chloe.



She's smart, quirky, can do anything with a computer not to mention she PWNS Clark because come on, anyone who knows Clark Kent's big "Secret" has Superman by his stainless steel cojones. I adore her.

BUT NOW! Say Hello to the Black Canary!



BABY! The fishnets, the super rad makeup job! The whole Canary screeching thing that makes Clark's ears bleed and knocks him on his ass?! and of course the best part - wait for it - BITCH KICKING - not slapping - but Kicking Lois Lane! *le sigh* She's my hero.





Yessssss! I love her already. Besides she looks so much better hanging out with Mr. Green Jeans himself - Oliver Queen, aka, The Green Arrow.

Waitaminute here... stick the Green Arrow in some fishnets...








So Please - PLEASE!!! Smallville producers, don't turn the Dark Canary into another ditzy female because she is far too sassy to be wasted. And besides when one doesn't like Supernatural, LOST, Prison Break, American Idol and most of the prime time TV shows it's nice to be able to hang on to one show.